Hey, we didn’t say they’re gay! But we aren’t saying they’re not, either.

Photo by purplelime

They say the cupcake craze is over. We say they’ve been Inceptioned.

Photo adapted from egg on stilts

You went to college. Show those unsophisticated dimwits that you know your shit. Like they’d notice.

Photo by weeviraporn

Call them souls, call them aliens, call them whatever. We call them adorable.

Photo by Sharon Graphics

Pulling a cell phone out of a patient is so 2007. Check out what’s making docs say BLERG in 2013 (a little Keanu in your colon will bring the nurses running)!

Photo clumsily adapted from the fine work of agarger

March has more days, but it’s got its work cut out for it if it thinks it can match the spore excitement just 27 days of February have produced!

Photo by chickeninthewoods

You’d have to be feeling pretty down and be really easy to pick back up, but if that’s the case, our headline is the literal truth.

Photo by viralbus

They don’t want to just sex you up. They want to do it For All Eternity.

Photo by stgermh

None of these are iconic, and many are things you threw in the garbage, but collectively, they’ll make you more than shrug!

Photo by photophonic

We’re pretty sure the movies are inoffensive, but this seems like a good way to stir up some shit. Share this with your friends who like to argue.

Photo by Lilith Day